The "Mystery Man" Learns The Truth

I wonder how the "mysterious man" is going to react to my "surprise". I haven't even put it together, but I'm sure that's going to happen sometime soon. Of course, I'm not putting this little "sneak attack" together all by myself; I'm getting help from my good friends, even though I'm the one who thought of putting something like this together.
Really, this is going to be the surprise of the century. I don't think anyone else would even be able to come close to what my friends and I are creating. We're going to put a surprise together to end all surprises. Oh, this is going to be incredible! I wish I had thought of this earlier in the school year! How could I be so dumb, and wait until the school year was practically coming to a close?